South Park

uncle fuka..

[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle fucka

[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

[Phillip:] Suck my balls! 


Kyle's Mom's a Bitch - Eric Cartman

Well.....
Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednsday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit
something like this:

[Chinese singing]
[French singing]
[Dutch singing]
[African singing]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch

Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
I really mean it
Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom
Yeah
Chaaaa 





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